More Ads I Love to Hate

This one takes the proverbial cake... who among us wants to live life without bein' able to see stuff in HIGH DEFINITION?

It's stuff like this that makes me believe there's NO f*cking hope for America.  The models in this commercial demonstrate new highs in acting ability, no?  I just love all the head nods, the quality testimonials, and the clue-free dude cruising along on his mo'sickle without a helmet.  I hope his new-found HD vision keeps his brains in his head if he unloads...

Cue up ZZ Top.