Our Outdoor Celebrations Are Somewhat Delayed

Well, the good ship SS AGW put into port today, releasing its smiling crew for shore leave in these parts.  But like a lot o' sailors in liberty ports the world over, this crew is behaving badly.  There are waaay too many blowhards "on the beach"  and way too much detritus in the air for me, as it were.  I love it when the SS AGW pulls in; I can leave her rowdy hell-raising antics for another time, thank ya. 

That's only coz drinkin' beer and smokin' cigars in a near-to-moderate gale just ain't NO fun, yanno?  Hopefully the crew will get their ya-yas out today and turn to more calming pursuits tomorrow.  One can always hope.