Customer Service

Just in from the local likker locker (Alliteration Я Us) where the following transpired...

20-Sumthin' Cashier:  Hello!
YrHmblScrb:  Hiya!  Where are yer single malts?
20-SC:  Right here. (Takes me to the beer cooler and points out the Country Club, Schlitz Malt Liquor, etc.)
YrHmblScrb:  Ummm... no.  Whiskeys.
20-SC:  (Leads me to the bourbon rack.)  Here.
YrHmblScrb:  Ummm, no, again.  Scotch.
20-SC:  Oh.  Here.  (Shelving full of Johnny Walker, Cutty, Chivas, etc., and five lonely single-malt brands, none of which are older than 12) 
20-SC:  I've never had Scotch... izzit good?
YrHmblScrb:  Would I be buyin' it if it wasn't?

Sigh.  One of the downsides of small-town livin', I suppose.  Just as an aside: the Cannon Class VI is no better, if not worse, as far as selection goes.  I see internet liquor purchases in my near future, even tho I managed to score a nice 12-year-old Glenmorangie.