My Buddy Ed In Florida and I were discussing flamingos the other day... of the sort I have hangin' around El Casa Móvil de Pennington... and he told me about a group of 'em he'd seen recently. He said he'd send me the pic as soon as he found it, and here it is:
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Rabu, 22 Juni 2011
Nannies and Bots of the Evil Kind
It's still way early (for me) but David Burge is leading the sweeps for the day's best tweet with this:
@iowahawkblog David Burge
All in a day's work for the U.S. Department of Facepalm dailycaller.com/2011/06/22/fed…
Heh. I'll have to file that away for future use. Burge is right though... facepalm is the appropriate reaction after reading shit like this (from Burge's link):
The federal government has a growing interest in the eating habits of Americans for the same reason it has an interest in tobacco consumption, said Kathleen Sebelius, the secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services.
The reason is money, because three-quarters of medical-spending is driven by chronic diseases, such as obesity and tobacco-related diseases, she said.
Sebelius’ comments came at the tail-end of Tuesday’s White House press conference where officials showcased nine new photos that must be carried on cigarette packs. Officials used a survey of 18,000 people to find the images that would have the most distressing impact on groups of smokers, including young smokers and mothers of young kids.
Ah, yes. There's much to dislike here. A "growing interest in the eating habits..." sounds both ludicrous and ominous at the same time, if that's possible. Then again, those two words describe much of the gubmint's activities these days. I won't rant about Nanny's new cigarette pack "warnings," except to say gubmint at ALL levels should be very careful what they wish for. The taxes paid by cigarette smokers provide for a LOT of gubmint services, especially at the state level. If every smoker in America quit today each of the 50 states would be in a budget crisis tomorrow. What? Oh, OK... make that a worse crisis.
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In other news... My baby has her new hat. I left El Casa Móvil de Pennington just before 0700 hrs yesterday morning and didn't return until nearly 1800 hrs, which made for a mighty long day, lemmee tell ya. I put that time to good use by doin' sumthin' I rarely do these days: I read Robopocalypse from cover to cover (so to speak) in a single sitting. The lede grafs from a review at IO9:
Cool robots unlike any you've seen before battle humans in a near-future world where computerized cars and military drones are out to smash all homo sapiens. Until some robotics geeks and an army of Osage natives learn to fight back.
It sounds like the plot to the most awesome robot uprising movie ever, and one day it will be. For now, it's Daniel Wilson's first novel, Robopocalypse. Long before it hit bookstores this month, Wilson's book was already in Steven Spielberg's hands, being turned into a futuristic war movie. And when you read it, you'll see why. Though Robopocalypse follows the general outlines of the classic robot uprising story, it's packed with enough realistic detail and surprising twists that you'll be riveted. Imagine the smartest parts of the Battlestar Galatica remake crossed with the most awesome fight scenes from Independence Day. Yeah, it's kind of like that.
The references are lost on me seein' as how I'm not familiar with either, but the book is a serious page-turner. This is just the ticket if you're looking for a beach book and you like sci-fi.
Minggu, 19 Juni 2011
Kamis, 16 Juni 2011
Heh
Well, hockey season is over and the way things are going it looks like we may not have a pro football season... not that I'd give a big rat's ass, personally. But a lot of folks are gonna suffer if the NFL cancels its season. Enter an Occasional Correspondent, who sends along the following...
Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate/government scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, mad cow, SARS, high gasoline prices, and a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.Hundreds of Professional Football players in our very own nation are going to be locked out, living at well below the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming lockout situation. But you can help!For only $27,080 a month, about $902.75 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an NFL player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help!Although $900 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a football player it could mean the difference between spending the lockout golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, nine hundred dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, a mortgage payment, or a month of medical insurance, but to a football player, $900 will partially replace his daily salary.Your commitment of less than $900 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the player lounging during the lockout on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?Your NFL player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.Remember, a lifestyle is a horrible thing to waste...--------------------------------------------------------- YES, I WANT TO HELP!I would like to sponsor a locked out NFL player. My preference is (check below):[ ] Offense [ ] Defense [ ] Special Teams [ ] Entire teamPlease charge the account listed below $902.75 per day for the duration of the lockout. Please send me a picture of the player and my very own Roger Goodell (NFL Commissioner) pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for hat).Your Name: ____________________Telephone Number: ___________________Account Number: __________________Exp.Date:_______ [ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] OtherSignature: _______________________Alternate card (when the primary card exceeds its credit limit):Account Number: _______________________ Exp.Date:_______[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] OtherSignature: ______________________p.s. If you have a little extra, please enclose for the cheerleaders. Contrary to public opinion, cheerleaders are people too.
Heh. I can help a cheerleader out by givin' her a place to sleep. Coz I'm good like that.
Rabu, 15 Juni 2011
There Are Exceptions
It's a well-known fact to EIP's Occasional Readers that I'm less than enamored with cats. Most of the time. Then there's this...
(h/t: The Mayor)
Selasa, 14 Juni 2011
eHarmony Fail
Sumthin' tells me we wouldn't get along. Dunno why... it's just sumthin'. But Hey! The chick has 6,667,926 views, so it must be ME.
Source: Viral Vids.
Minggu, 12 Juni 2011
Another Sign of the Impending Apocalypse (An Occasional EIP Series)
Bronies:
Nah. Not even for Young Lauren. A guy HAS to have standards.
(h/t: A tweet from Andy Levy.)
Bronies? That would be slang for guys... adult MEN (heh)... who love "My Little Pony." Say WHAT? All is revealed here. A quote:
While Faust acknowledges that her work on The Powerpuff Girls influenced her creative process and that she intentionally looked to create a show that could be enjoyed by adults, she said she’s genuinely surprised about the large number of dedicated bronies, whom she clearly adores.“This might be a little short-sighted on my part, but I just assumed that any adult man who didn’t have a little girl wouldn’t even give it a try,” Faust said in a phone interview. “The fact that they did and that they were open-minded and cool enough and secure in their masculinity enough to embrace it and love it and go online and talk about how much they love it — I’m kind of proud.”
Faust brings up a good point. Aside from a few brony-haters, blessedly very little (negative) hay seems to get made over dudes liking something that’s “supposed to be for girls” (like, for example, the way girls would be side-eyed for liking Transformers in years past). (Image credit: Hub TV)
What? We don't have enough "negative hay" at the moment? That's only because some of us JUST became aware of the phenomenon and I ain't buyin' that "secure in their masculinity" crock. Bein' a brony is something that would require elaborate cover-up schemes, a dark basement, and CIA/NSA-strength encryption for any and all communication on the subject. In my circles, anyhoo... and I don't imagine I'm out of the mainstream. We ain't talkin' pink flamingos here.
I might could change my mind if Young Lauren tried to convince me there might be "certain benefits" of comin' over to the darkest corner of a VERY Dark Side.
(h/t: A tweet from Andy Levy.)
Jumat, 10 Juni 2011
Clever People, Those Chinese
From our Taiwanese friends at NMA-TV... their take on the SCF:
Which isn't so far off the mark, as far as the take on sports by your run-o'-the mill American. "Red-headed step child," indeed. Cute.
Now... all THAT said... I'm no longer agnostic on the subject of who to root for in the SCF. Let this Fact be submitted to a candid world: GO BRUINS!
It's Miller Time!
An Occasional Correspondent sends along the following...
Heh. I LIKE that! The "Miller Time!" phrase gets a lot o' use in the military and I have one such example in my Emergency Tee Shirt supply, to wit:
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