A Few Funnies...

... from My Buddy Ed In Florida.

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered. I then said
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's when the fight started...

―:☺:―

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said "Dust."
And that's when the fight started...

―:☺:―

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And that's when the fight started...

It prolly goes without sayin', but my life is remarkably free of discord such as this these days.  We thank The Deity At Hand for small favors.  Every day.